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'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'...Five, four,three, two, one....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'You know, doctor, there is still a lot we don't know about hooks and slices.'

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

The Golfer

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

A fairground attraction

Clandestine cows.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Golfers lost on the road

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Florida Golf.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Effective farming.

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"Do you mind?!"

Teacher's Lounge

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'