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'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'...Five, four,three, two, one....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'You know, doctor, there is still a lot we don't know about hooks and slices.'

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

The Golfer

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Clandestine cows.

A fairground attraction

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Golfers lost on the road

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Florida Golf.

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Effective farming.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

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