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"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Tee for Two!

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'You're away, Doc!'

I warned you to keep it low!

Golfers lost on the road

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box