Fairground Lover Pillows

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

Southwark Fair.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Tunnel of love"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Tunnel of Infatuation

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

A fairground attraction

Whack A Soul.

Tunnel of Workaholics

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Roller Coasters

"Is there anybody there?"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"This is where I come to unwind."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Made in Sweden.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"