Fairground Lover Pillows

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Tunnel of love"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

A fairground attraction

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Is there anybody there?"

Roller Coasters

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Tunnel of Workaholics

Whack A Soul.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

Made in Sweden.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Pirate at a fairground.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."