Fairway Wanderer Pillows

'Your direction is good, now try for distance.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Canadian Canoe.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Tee for Two!

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

I hate these flying fish

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

'You're away, Doc!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

I warned you to keep it low!

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?