Fairground Enthusiast Gifts

Brexit Festival

Guess your weight

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Punch and egg thrower

'Are we there yet?'

Bumper Car Share Scheme.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

The Scanner Of Love.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tunnel of Like.

Tunnel of Infatuation

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

A fairground attraction

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Is there anybody there?"

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.