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'You idiot! No wonder no one is coming by. You left the glue out!'

Tunnel of Dove.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Grocery Shopping

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Gardener of the Year.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Made in Sweden.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'