Fairground Fans Gifts

'You idiot! No wonder no one is coming by. You left the glue out!'

Tunnel of Dove.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Tunnel of love"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Tunnel of Infatuation

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Grocery Shopping

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Gardener of the Year.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Made in Sweden.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.