Funfair Fan Gifts

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Scrambler.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Bumper Cart Shopping

Fist Bumper Cars

You must be this tall. You're too short to go on this ride. And besides, we just closed. Too little, too late.

Hall of Mirrors

Clown in circus canteen.

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'The Captain said we have to drop the arson charges against the fun house operator - it was all smoke and mirrors.'

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'...Please stop the...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Face Painting.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent