Funfair Enthusiast Gifts

Hall of Mirrors

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Carousel Ride

Woman punches man for wrongly guessing her weight.

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Boy wins a dead fish at the fair and is directed to the medium.

'Truly a fete worse than death,eh!'

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

Tunnel of Love.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

Face painting.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Face Painting.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

Storage Unit of Love

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.