Funfair Fanatic Gifts

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

"Sorry Kid?"

"You spoil that cat."

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

Kisses/Peck on the cheek.

'Now, hold on tight...'

Fairground.

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

Just Married sign on Bumper Car

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'...Please stop the...'

Face painting.

Fat woman deceived by Hall of Mirrors.

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'

'What are you laughing at? We haven't gone in yet. That's just a normal mirror.'

"Mine just dribbles and my balloon is limp!"

Funnel of Love

Pollock, The Ride

Whack-a-mole game at a fair.

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

25¢ Ride the Pony

'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'

Fun at the Fair.

'First of all - it's a birthmark!'

'What about the company car you promised?'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

World of Cow.

Whack-a-nail.

Face Painting.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Whac a mole" "Catch a fish"

Bumper Limos

"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"

Attention! You must be the same height, width and depth as this sing to get on this ride.