Funfair Enthusiast Pillows

Hall of Mirrors

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Carousel Ride

Woman punches man for wrongly guessing her weight.

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Boy wins a dead fish at the fair and is directed to the medium.

'Truly a fete worse than death,eh!'

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

Tunnel of Love.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

Face painting.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fist Bumper Cars

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

World of Cow.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Storage Unit of Love

Face Painting.