Funfair Lovers Pillows

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Storage Unit of Love

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Fun at the Fair.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Bumper Limos

Roller Coasters

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).