Funfair Aficionados Pillows

'The problem with granddad buying hotdogs is we have to hear now cheap they were when he was a kid.'

Face painting.

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

The Scanner Of Love.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Face Painting.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Tunnel of Infatuation

'...Please stop the...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Face Painting.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Bumper Limos

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Fun at the Fair.

Roller Coasters

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.