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Line for a funnel cake stand.

'So you didn't win anything,but must you be such a bad loser ?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

Funnel of Love

The Scanner Of Love.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Tunnel of Infatuation

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'...Please stop the...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Bumper Limos

Roller Coasters

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Fun at the Fair.

"Sorry Kid?"