County Fair Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Tunnel of Like.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Face Painting.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Down On the Farm

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Cotton candy

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'I knew she was a kicker.'

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

Tunnel of Love.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'