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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Down On the Farm

Deer Smells Budweiser.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Gardener of the Year.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Pastoral Choirs

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Cotton candy

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'I knew she was a kicker.'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

"We're moving back out to the country."