Country Fair Enthusiasts Mugs

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Down On the Farm

Deer Smells Budweiser.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Gardener of the Year.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Pastoral Choirs

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Cotton candy

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

Urban Squirrels

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

'I knew she was a kicker.'

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

"We're moving back out to the country."