Country Fair Aficionado Mugs

At a Horse Fair.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Get on with it!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Face Painting.

Tunnel of Like.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Down On the Farm

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Gardener of the Year.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Musical Cows

Cotton candy

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Moo like a Pirate Day

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

'I knew she was a kicker.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.