Country Fair Visit Mugs

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Abstract expressionist face painting.

tnl of lv

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Down On the Farm

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Gardener of the Year.

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'I knew she was a kicker.'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Will spell your name

State Fair

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'Are we there yet?'

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

Too-Humble Pie.

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

New York World's Fair

Kissing Booth

Fat woman deceived by Hall of Mirrors.