Country Fair Visit Gifts

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Down On the Farm

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Gardener of the Year.

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

Face Painting.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'I knew she was a kicker.'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

'Are we there yet?'

Will spell your name

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

State Fair

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

Too-Humble Pie.

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

New York World's Fair

Kissing Booth