Country Fair Fan Mugs

'Wow, that's one prize-winning pig!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I knew she was a kicker.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Down On the Farm

Gardener of the Year.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Scrambler.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Cotton candy

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Tunnel of Butts.

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."