State Fair Pillows

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

Face Painting.

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

At the poetic justice fair.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

The interminable!

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

She's good, but Mom's better.

RAF plane ride.