State Fair Enthusiast Pillows

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Face Painting.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Tunnel of Like.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Cotton candy

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

'I knew she was a kicker.'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

Feather Tickle

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!