State Fair Enthusiast Pillows

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Cotton candy

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

Feather Tickle

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I knew she was a kicker.'

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

Tunnel of Love.

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'