State Fair Visits Pillows

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

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"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Cotton candy

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Face Painting.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Homemade Jam.

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

State Fair

Julia Gillard being obsessed with Barak Obama's visit to Australia

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

Will spell your name

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

Too-Humble Pie.

"No, I'm afraid I'm not a princess."

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

Kissing Booth