State Fair Lover Pillows

Hay Rides $10

Cotton candy

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Roller Coasters

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Medieval Page Boy

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Invitation

'I knew she was a kicker.'

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

Tunnel of Love.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!