Fair Lovers Pillows

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting by numbers.

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

At the poetic justice fair.

Roller Coasters

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Medieval Page Boy

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Pirate at a fairground.

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Minnesota State Fair.

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

Cotton candy

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

look dear... I bought two farmers

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.