County Fair Pillows

Too-Humble Pie.

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Clown Face Painting

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Whack A Soul.

At the poetic justice fair.

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'