County Fair Prints

Too-Humble Pie.

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Face painting by numbers.

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.