Visiting Fairs Gifts

Some Pie.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

tnl of lv

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

She's good, but Mom's better.

RAF plane ride.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.