Fair Attending Gifts

The Big Ham.

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Roller Coasters

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

At the poetic justice fair.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Whack A Soul.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

She's good, but Mom's better.

RAF plane ride.