Job Fair Attendance Gifts

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

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'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"It's a query from one of the applicants for the copywriters job asking 'wat was rong wiv his applicashun'?"

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"I really enjoyed reading your CV, professor. However, we can't hire you, because you suffer from defective media image."

Early career fair

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

'You advertised for a responsible person. My employers say that whenever things go wrong, I'm always responsible.'

'You say in your resume that you pay meticulous attention to detail...'

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Resumes

Homemade Jam.

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'

Mobile World Congress canceled Barcelona

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Will spell your name