Job Fairs Gifts

Scary rides down at the job fair.

"Good gracious, no sir! He's at a hiring fair."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

The Three Wise Queens

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Funnel of Love

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Ice Cream Tower.

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'