Job Fairs Pillows

Scary rides down at the job fair.

"Good gracious, no sir! He's at a hiring fair."

Face painting.

The Three Wise Queens

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

Hay Rides $10

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Funnel of Love

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Ice Cream Tower.

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"