Job Fair Organizer Pillows

Early career fair

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting by numbers.

Motivation to work

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Tenafly International Film Festival