Attending A Job Fair Pillows

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

Ice Cream Tower.

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

At the poetic justice fair.

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

Roller Coasters

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

She's good, but Mom's better.

RAF plane ride.