Attending A Job Fair Gifts

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Funnel of Love

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

Ice Cream Tower.

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

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'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

Roller Coasters

At the poetic justice fair.

Whack A Soul.

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

She's good, but Mom's better.

RAF plane ride.