Career Fair Attendance Pillows

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

Sloaney Pony.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

tnl of lv

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"It's a query from one of the applicants for the copywriters job asking 'wat was rong wiv his applicashun'?"

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"I really enjoyed reading your CV, professor. However, we can't hire you, because you suffer from defective media image."

'All these conferences look the same.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Any apologies for absence?"

Bumper Car UFO.

'You advertised for a responsible person. My employers say that whenever things go wrong, I'm always responsible.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Resumes

'You say in your resume that you pay meticulous attention to detail...'

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

Homemade Jam.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'