Career Fair Attendance Pillows

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

tnl of lv

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

"It's a query from one of the applicants for the copywriters job asking 'wat was rong wiv his applicashun'?"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"I really enjoyed reading your CV, professor. However, we can't hire you, because you suffer from defective media image."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Face Painting.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'All these conferences look the same.'

Bumper Car UFO.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'You say in your resume that you pay meticulous attention to detail...'

Resumes

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

'You advertised for a responsible person. My employers say that whenever things go wrong, I'm always responsible.'

Homemade Jam.