Career Fair Pillows

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"I really enjoyed reading your CV, professor. However, we can't hire you, because you suffer from defective media image."

"It's a query from one of the applicants for the copywriters job asking 'wat was rong wiv his applicashun'?"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Face painting.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Southwark Fair.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

Clown Face Painting

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'