Job Fair Pillows

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

'You advertised for a responsible person. My employers say that whenever things go wrong, I'm always responsible.'

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

The Three Wise Queens

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

Clown Face Painting

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ice Cream Tower.

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'