Job Fair Organizer Prints

Early career fair

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Motivation to work

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Tenafly International Film Festival

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'