Fair Goers Gifts

Kisses/ Lick your balls.

At Greenwich Fair. - 'And melancholy mark'd him for her own.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Tension filled the tent.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

At the poetic justice fair.

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

She's good, but Mom's better.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Pig Cheese

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Minnesota State Fair.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Cotton candy

Face Painting.

Bumper Car UFO.

We're fine, although I think Bob may be going through a middle-ages crisis.

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Purple Knight

Homemade Jam.

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!