Fair Goers Mugs

Kisses/ Lick your balls.

At Greenwich Fair. - 'And melancholy mark'd him for her own.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Tension filled the tent.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

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At the poetic justice fair.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Pig Cheese

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Minnesota State Fair.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Cotton candy

Bumper Car UFO.

Purple Knight

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Homemade Jam.

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

Will spell your name