Fairgoer Mugs

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore."

Tension filled the tent.

Cotton candy

Pig Cheese

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Whack A Soul.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

At the poetic justice fair.

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

The keen cricket fan

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Purple Knight

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Homemade Jam.

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

Carousel Ponies.

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

'Are we there yet?'

Punch and egg thrower

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'