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A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore."

Tension filled the tent.

Cotton candy

Pig Cheese

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Whack A Soul.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Living next door to area 51

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

The keen cricket fan

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

Purple Knight

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Homemade Jam.

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

Carousel Ponies.

Punch and egg thrower

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

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