Fair Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

Some Pie.

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

"It's not unhealthy, the stick happens to be very high in fiber."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fist Bumper Cars

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Face Painting.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Bumper Limos

Fun at the Fair.

"Sorry Kid?"

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.