Fair Goer T-Shirts

Homemade Jam.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Become King or Win a Free Truss.

At the poetic justice fair.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Tension filled the tent.

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

tnl of lv

Stop with racism in sport!

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

Pig Cheese

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Cotton candy

Minnesota State Fair.

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

We're fine, although I think Bob may be going through a middle-ages crisis.

You can take the girl out of Kew...

Purple Knight

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

Will spell your name

Medieval Page

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

Carousel Ponies.