County Fairs T-Shirts

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'No safety helmets please.'

Kissing Booth

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

Roller Coasters

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

The interminable!