County Fairs T-Shirts

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'No safety helmets please.'

Kissing Booth

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

At the poetic justice fair.

Whack A Soul.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Roller Coasters

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

The interminable!

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.