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'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"No fair!"

Prize vegetables.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

RAF plane ride.