Street Fairs T-Shirts

"Darts league flag day"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Ice Cream Tower.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

tnl of lv

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Roller Coasters

Whack A Soul.

At the poetic justice fair.

The interminable!

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.