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'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

Face painting by numbers.

Painting taking root...

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Picasso: The Early Years

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Creation of Red Wine

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Ice Cream Tower.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'No sniffing.'

'You're no Pollock.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...